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fudgesicles) wrote2012-02-08 01:52 pm
fudgesicles) wrote2012-02-08 01:52 pm
Rough draft for text permissions post
You survey the list of typing quirks.
THE BETA KIDS
John Egbert
alright, wish me luck.
oh, btw...
jk I was wearing a funny disguise this whole time.
gotcha! hehehehe
Rose Lalonde
I understand you have recently come into possession of the beta release of "The Game of the Year", as featured in respectable periodicals such as GameBro Magazine.
Dave Strider
yo
what did you do
ahahahahaha
pff
dont worry about it
Jade Harley
hmm well i think whatever it is it must be pretty important!
dont lose hope john i think it will all turn out for the best if you stay positive....
just keep listening to your grandmothers advice!!!
alright, wish me luck.
oh, btw...
jk I was wearing a funny disguise this whole time.
gotcha! hehehehe
Rose Lalonde
I understand you have recently come into possession of the beta release of "The Game of the Year", as featured in respectable periodicals such as GameBro Magazine.
Dave Strider
yo
what did you do
ahahahahaha
pff
dont worry about it
Jade Harley
hmm well i think whatever it is it must be pretty important!
dont lose hope john i think it will all turn out for the best if you stay positive....
just keep listening to your grandmothers advice!!!
THE TROLLS
Aradia Megido
but y0u sh0uldnt pretend as if y0u believe this has anything t0 d0 with the state 0f my mind
0r the decisi0ns it will make 0r has already made
Tavros Nitram
yEAH, i THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, bUT,
iT'S THE CLASS i THINK IS MOST FUN, aND, bATTLE SKILL IS NOT ALL THERE IS,
tO BEING A GREAT ADVENTURER,
Sollux Captor
well the 2hort 2tory ii2 that iit2 an iimmer2iive 2iimulatiion that you play wiith a group.
the long 2tory ii2 that the fate of our ciiviiliizatiion depend2 on u2 playiing iit.
heh ii gue22 the long one wa2 2horter than the 2hort one FUCK.
Karkat Vantas
I HAVE?
WOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THESE AMAZING CONVERSATIONS TO TAKE PLACE.
IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE THAT HUMAN VACATION WITH THE GIANT RED CHIMNEY ASSHOLE UP IN HERE.
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE A BUNCH OF MOANY NOOKSUCKERS SING AT A LITTLE PINE TREE I THINK.
Nepeta Leijon
:33 < aaaaa youre just teasing me now!
:33 < i f33l bad about bugging you about it
:33 < but do you think you could purrhaps please spare your computer for just the most fl33ting of moments?
Kanaya Maryam
Why Is It That When The Subject Of Temporal Mechanics Is Broached Your Sparing Human Intellects Instantly Assume The Most Ingratiating Posture Of Surrender Imaginable
Time Is Not That Difficult To Understand
Terezi Pyrope
4H4H4H4H4H4H44H4H4H4H4
OH GOD 1T 1S SO P3RF3CT
JUST 4 COOL DUD3 4ND H1S BRO R1GHT TH3R3
4DV3NTUR1NG THROUGH T1M3
4ND PL4Y1NG P1NB4LL
1N BRO H34V3N TOG3TH3R
T3LL M3 TH4T 1SNT SO FUCK1NG P3RF3CT
>8]
Vriska Serket
Huh? What kind of question is that!
Is this a trick? Are you trying to sa8otage me? Are you in cahoots with someone????????
Equius Zahhak
D --> 100k
D --> What are you e%pecting to accomplish with this
D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> You'll stop now
Gamzee Makara
This is Gamzee's typing quirk while high.
MaN eVeRyWhErE i LoOk...
aLlS i SeE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS.
It'S sO sPiRiTuAl, AlL tHeSe mIrAcLeS aNd ShIt.
oK lIkE jUsT bE tAkIn tHiS fUcKiN tItS bOtTlE oF fUcKiN fAyGo I jUsT cRaCkEd Up OpEn.
AnD hOw It'S bEiNg AlL lIkE hIsSiNg AnD sHiT.
Gamzee's typing quirk while sober:
honk.
HONK.
honk.
HONK.
shut up.
I SAID SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER.
honk honk honk :o)
Eridan Ampora
yeah wwell ok since wwe are the PALEST OF PALS A GUY COULD EVVER ASK FOR
i wwill tell you
evven though you wwill only humor me as usual since you dont agree wwith my agenda
any of my agendas really
none of the agendas
none of them
Feferi Peixes
T)(is is t)(e last time I will say t)(is.
W-E AR-E NOT B-ETT-ER T)(AN ANYBODY!!!!!
GLUB. >38(
If you're as sickened by t)(em as you say, w)(y do you spend so muc)( time on land?
You can't )(ave t)(e sort of affinity for "our kind" t)(at you profess if you've only spent, w)(at...
A few days underwater, maybe? IN YOUR W)(OL-E LIF-E!
but y0u sh0uldnt pretend as if y0u believe this has anything t0 d0 with the state 0f my mind
0r the decisi0ns it will make 0r has already made
Tavros Nitram
yEAH, i THINK YOU'RE RIGHT, bUT,
iT'S THE CLASS i THINK IS MOST FUN, aND, bATTLE SKILL IS NOT ALL THERE IS,
tO BEING A GREAT ADVENTURER,
Sollux Captor
well the 2hort 2tory ii2 that iit2 an iimmer2iive 2iimulatiion that you play wiith a group.
the long 2tory ii2 that the fate of our ciiviiliizatiion depend2 on u2 playiing iit.
heh ii gue22 the long one wa2 2horter than the 2hort one FUCK.
Karkat Vantas
I HAVE?
WOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR ALL THESE AMAZING CONVERSATIONS TO TAKE PLACE.
IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE THAT HUMAN VACATION WITH THE GIANT RED CHIMNEY ASSHOLE UP IN HERE.
YOU KNOW, THE ONE WHERE A BUNCH OF MOANY NOOKSUCKERS SING AT A LITTLE PINE TREE I THINK.
Nepeta Leijon
:33 < aaaaa youre just teasing me now!
:33 < i f33l bad about bugging you about it
:33 < but do you think you could purrhaps please spare your computer for just the most fl33ting of moments?
Kanaya Maryam
Why Is It That When The Subject Of Temporal Mechanics Is Broached Your Sparing Human Intellects Instantly Assume The Most Ingratiating Posture Of Surrender Imaginable
Time Is Not That Difficult To Understand
Terezi Pyrope
4H4H4H4H4H4H44H4H4H4H4
OH GOD 1T 1S SO P3RF3CT
JUST 4 COOL DUD3 4ND H1S BRO R1GHT TH3R3
4DV3NTUR1NG THROUGH T1M3
4ND PL4Y1NG P1NB4LL
1N BRO H34V3N TOG3TH3R
T3LL M3 TH4T 1SNT SO FUCK1NG P3RF3CT
>8]
Vriska Serket
Huh? What kind of question is that!
Is this a trick? Are you trying to sa8otage me? Are you in cahoots with someone????????
Equius Zahhak
D --> 100k
D --> What are you e%pecting to accomplish with this
D --> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
D --> You'll stop now
Gamzee Makara
This is Gamzee's typing quirk while high.
MaN eVeRyWhErE i LoOk...
aLlS i SeE iS mOtHeRfUcKiN mIrAcLeS.
It'S sO sPiRiTuAl, AlL tHeSe mIrAcLeS aNd ShIt.
oK lIkE jUsT bE tAkIn tHiS fUcKiN tItS bOtTlE oF fUcKiN fAyGo I jUsT cRaCkEd Up OpEn.
AnD hOw It'S bEiNg AlL lIkE hIsSiNg AnD sHiT.
Gamzee's typing quirk while sober:
honk.
HONK.
honk.
HONK.
shut up.
I SAID SHUT THE MOTHERFUCK UP, MOTHERFUCKER.
honk honk honk :o)
Eridan Ampora
yeah wwell ok since wwe are the PALEST OF PALS A GUY COULD EVVER ASK FOR
i wwill tell you
evven though you wwill only humor me as usual since you dont agree wwith my agenda
any of my agendas really
none of the agendas
none of them
Feferi Peixes
T)(is is t)(e last time I will say t)(is.
W-E AR-E NOT B-ETT-ER T)(AN ANYBODY!!!!!
GLUB. >38(
If you're as sickened by t)(em as you say, w)(y do you spend so muc)( time on land?
You can't )(ave t)(e sort of affinity for "our kind" t)(at you profess if you've only spent, w)(at...
A few days underwater, maybe? IN YOUR W)(OL-E LIF-E!
THE ALPHA KIDS
Jane Crocker
Oh, that's fine!
I had been meaning to message you sooner actually, but I suppose in all the hubbub today, it plumb slipped my mind.
Which is a shocking fact on its lonesome, considering what I have to tell you!
Roxy Lalonde
oopos sry
was havin important chats
w yet anather ineligible fuckin bachelor who elfe i have to talk 2
di stri
insmufferable prick mf'r extroariadinnere
*lol wow
*extradinner
*heheh yum
Dirk Strider
Look at that statement you just made.
It's time for me to respond with some words, ideally chosen and arranged in a way that will wreck your shit, in a subtle and psychologically devastating way.
Jake English
Look jane i know youve never believed me and you think everything i say is some big cockamamie goofoff but i think today of all days is when you should start taking some things more seriously.
Especially since i have always had your back. I have always believed in you!
Jane Crocker
Oh, that's fine!
I had been meaning to message you sooner actually, but I suppose in all the hubbub today, it plumb slipped my mind.
Which is a shocking fact on its lonesome, considering what I have to tell you!
Roxy Lalonde
oopos sry
was havin important chats
w yet anather ineligible fuckin bachelor who elfe i have to talk 2
di stri
insmufferable prick mf'r extroariadinnere
*lol wow
*extradinner
*heheh yum
Dirk Strider
Look at that statement you just made.
It's time for me to respond with some words, ideally chosen and arranged in a way that will wreck your shit, in a subtle and psychologically devastating way.
Jake English
Look jane i know youve never believed me and you think everything i say is some big cockamamie goofoff but i think today of all days is when you should start taking some things more seriously.
Especially since i have always had your back. I have always believed in you!